Is the cup half full or half empty? If you’re filling it up and stop halfway, it’s half full but if you’ve filled it up to the top and had half of it to drink, it’s half empty…
it doesnt matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matter is if the glass contains vodka
Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
dont you ever, EVER call a girl fat or chubby or thick or big boned or large or meaty or anything like that because you’ll forget seconds later but she will remember 10 years later when shes throwing up her lunch in the toilet, your name, where it happened, what the weather was like, the time it happened, and exactly what you said. and it will haunt her for the rest of her life.